HOW TO KILL MICE
by: dc
Inspired by a brief mouse encounter in New York at three in the morning.
Rely on any of the following:
1.) a mouse-killing robot with laser beam eyes and claws to pick the poor sucker up and place into the trash.
OR...!!!
2.) a robotic vacuum cleaner to perpetually keep mice on their toes, causing them to eventually die of fatigue.
OR...!!!
3.) a cat.
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