Monday, September 26, 2011

Los Angeles: Museum of Jurassic Technology

In an attempt to be cooler, we have been making a conscious effort to absorb as much culture Los Angeles has to offer. Fortunately, an LA expert pitied my uncool state and was gracious enough to accompany me to Culver City to visit the Museum of Jurassic Technology (MJT) last weekend. I had no idea as to what the museum entailed, but I figured that anything with "Jurassic" must be worth the experience--clearly, my thought process is unparalleled!

spooky but cool bell wheel

The museum had an eerie ambiance similar to Disneyland's Tower of Terror. Spare yourself from trying to piece things together; its exhibits are completely random, ranging from trailer parks to portraits of Soviet Union's spacedogs. If you appreciate oddities, then this museum is for you. My personal favorite was the section revolving around old wives' tales. Who knew that sprinkling loved ones with a urine-doused toothbrush would bring good luck?

There is also a quaint tea room on the second floor where they serve complimentary tea and biscuits. The room perfectly offsets the rest of the creepy museum. I was able to handle most of the museum's spookiness, but at one point, an older woman's voice randomly came out of nowhere and the anticipation of hearing it again made me terribly anxious. Not gonna lie, that voice sent me over the edge and made me scurry out of the museum.

I am not even going to pretend to know what this display was about.

The experience would have been better if they had the means to maintain their displays. A couple were broken and had missing captions, which just left me even more confused. Their novel length captions could also benefit from being shortened, as it left my brain fried from information overload. Despite this, I had an interesting experience and I would encourage everyone to give it a try at least once. I'm pretty sure I'll be coming back again to finish the rest of the exhibits and to overcome my fear of old lady voices.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

An Update on Cool


Earlier this evening, a concerned friend of mine asked me if I'm cool yet. I felt like it was my duty to update everyone about the progress that we've seen since the birth of this blog. What's good is that we've set ourselves SO LOW in the cool chart that we can ONLY move up from here! Isn't that great news? That's one of the perks we get in life ;).

PROGRESS REPORT AS OF 9/12/2011

yo, notice the color change, guys. I felt like a new color complements our recent upgrade in cool.

The good news is that we are indeed much cooler than when we started-- a 7% increase, as a matter of fact. Admittedly, 7% may seem like a small improvement to the reader's judgmental eye, but during the past two months, we braved the mean streets of LA just so people would respect us more. We'll fill you in in future posts, so just trust me on this in the meantime: We got street cred, ain't no haters gonna bring us down. West coast, feel me.

The bad news--well, not really bad...more like room for improvement-- is that 2/3 of our being is still uncool. But I'm not worried.

The pep talk, lest we wallow in sorrow:

The world is predominantly water, yet approximately 6.8 billion humans are still able to survive given the limited resources. Humankind is f*cking making it work, and guess what?? We're humans! It only follows that we'll be able to make this predicament work to our advantage (an infallible truth). We've got this ;).